Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day, complaining about Nurse Jenny.
"She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards,"
said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams
of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week,
I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.
She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall.....
"Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor,
"I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
"She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards,"
said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams
of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week,
I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.
She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall.....
"Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor,
"I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"