Bob's father and friends were throwing him the best bachelor party ever.
There were hookers giving blowjobs "a la go-go", strippers as far as the
eye could see, tons of food, great weed, and of course, some great
porno flicks on a wide screen digital TV with THX surround sound.
Feeling the beer, Bob's dad stands up and hollers to get everyone's
attention, "I want to propose a toast to my son... Bob, I'm so glad I could
be here with you on the happiest day of your life."
"But, Dad, I'm not getting married until tomorrow!" Bob said.
Bob's dad continued, "Like I said, son, I'm so glad I could be here
with you on the happiest day of your life."
There were hookers giving blowjobs "a la go-go", strippers as far as the
eye could see, tons of food, great weed, and of course, some great
porno flicks on a wide screen digital TV with THX surround sound.
Feeling the beer, Bob's dad stands up and hollers to get everyone's
attention, "I want to propose a toast to my son... Bob, I'm so glad I could
be here with you on the happiest day of your life."
"But, Dad, I'm not getting married until tomorrow!" Bob said.
Bob's dad continued, "Like I said, son, I'm so glad I could be here
with you on the happiest day of your life."
