A man appeared before the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked, " Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
The man said, "I can think of one thing. Once I came upon a gang of hells angels
who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen,
so I approached the biggest and most heavily tattooed biker of the bunch. I smacked him
on the head, kicked over his bike and ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I then told him if he didn't leave her alone he'd answer to me."
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
The man answered, "Just a couple of minutes ago."
St. Peter asked, " Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
The man said, "I can think of one thing. Once I came upon a gang of hells angels
who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen,
so I approached the biggest and most heavily tattooed biker of the bunch. I smacked him
on the head, kicked over his bike and ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I then told him if he didn't leave her alone he'd answer to me."
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
The man answered, "Just a couple of minutes ago."
