A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station...
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP?
I believe five out of four people
have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
I was thinking that women should put pictures
of missing husbands on beer cans.
I was thinking about how people seem to read
the Bible a whole lot more as they get older,
then it dawned on me . . .
they were cramming for their finals.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with little tiny spoons and forks.
So I wonder what Chinese mothers use...
Perhaps toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
Never agree to plastic surgery
if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.
How much deeper would oceans be
if sponges didn't live there?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods
and there are no women there,
is he still wrong?
No one ever says "It's only a game,"
when their team is winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning
would be if it doesn't zigzag?
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station...
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP?
I believe five out of four people
have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
I was thinking that women should put pictures
of missing husbands on beer cans.
I was thinking about how people seem to read
the Bible a whole lot more as they get older,
then it dawned on me . . .
they were cramming for their finals.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with little tiny spoons and forks.
So I wonder what Chinese mothers use...
Perhaps toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
Never agree to plastic surgery
if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.
How much deeper would oceans be
if sponges didn't live there?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Clones are people two.
If a man says something in the woods
and there are no women there,
is he still wrong?
No one ever says "It's only a game,"
when their team is winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning
would be if it doesn't zigzag?
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