CHEERS! - American History

[CosmosBlack]

It was the first day of school and a new student, Toshiba,
the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher greeted the class and said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me death'?"
She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba,
who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy.

"Now," said the teacher, "Who said 'Government of the people,
by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Toshiba, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "You should be ashamed of
yourselves! Toshiba, who is new to our country, knows more
about our history than you do."

As she turned to write something on the blackboard,
she heard a loud whisper from the class, "Damned Japanese."
"Who said that?" she demanded.

Toshiba raised his hand, "Lee Lacocca, 1982," he said.

At that point, feeling completely disgusted by Toshiba's
superiority in the classroom, a student in the back sighed,
"I'm gonna throw up".

Teacher said, "Who said that?".

Again, Toshiba raised his hand and said,
"George Bush to Japanese prime minister, 1991".

Now furious, another student yells out, "Oh yeah? well suck my dick!"

Once again, it's Toshiba with the answer,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997".

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said,
"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Toshiba frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher
on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!"

Toshiba said, "The Taliban! 2001."

 

[manuel]

hehe nice one...

 

[skandalous]

Why does his name change halfway through?

 

[CTBMW]

Nice one, and in my copy name stayed the same.
-Mel

 

[Ghost]

 

[slats]

Old nice joke though