A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons and announced, "I'll make y'all a deal. I'll open this
alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close its mouth for
one minute. It'll then open its mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmur their approval. The man stands up on the bar, drops his trousers,
and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closes its mouth as the
crowd gasp. After a minute, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard
on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheer and the first of his free drinks are delivered.
The man stands up again and makes another offer,
"I'll pay $100 to anyone who's willing to give it a try."
A hush falls over the crowd. After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar.
A gorgeous blonde timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me
on the head with the beer bottle."
He turns to the astonished patrons and announced, "I'll make y'all a deal. I'll open this
alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close its mouth for
one minute. It'll then open its mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmur their approval. The man stands up on the bar, drops his trousers,
and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closes its mouth as the
crowd gasp. After a minute, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard
on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheer and the first of his free drinks are delivered.
The man stands up again and makes another offer,
"I'll pay $100 to anyone who's willing to give it a try."
A hush falls over the crowd. After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar.
A gorgeous blonde timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me
on the head with the beer bottle."
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