God showed up on the day Adam and Eve had sex for the first time.
God found Adam laying down relaxing, but could not see Eve anywhere around.
God asked Adam, "How did you like sex?"
Adam replied, "It was fantastic and I want to do it again."
God inquired, "I'm glad, but where is Eve so I can ask her too what she thought about sex."
Adam told Him she was down at the creek getting cleaned up.
God exclaimed, "Great!!! Now I will never get the smell out of those fish!"
God found Adam laying down relaxing, but could not see Eve anywhere around.
God asked Adam, "How did you like sex?"
Adam replied, "It was fantastic and I want to do it again."
God inquired, "I'm glad, but where is Eve so I can ask her too what she thought about sex."
Adam told Him she was down at the creek getting cleaned up.
God exclaimed, "Great!!! Now I will never get the smell out of those fish!"