An old man was celebrating his 82 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes, "Hello toes!" he said, "how are you, toes?
You know, you are 82 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember
when we walked in the park in summer every Sunday afternoon?
The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy birthday, toes!"
"Hello knees," he continued, "How are you, knees? You know
you're 82 today. Oh, the times we`ve had! Remember when we
marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together.
Happy birthday, knees!"
Then, he looked down at his crotch, "Hello Willy! Oh, the pleasures
we've had together, if you were alive today, you'd be 82 years old!"
![[:(]](/images/smilies/frown.png "Frown [:(]")
![[:I]](/images/smilies/icon_smile_blush.gif "Blush [:I]")
![[?|]](/images/smilies/icon_smile_banghead.gif "Bang Head [?|]")
He spoke to his toes, "Hello toes!" he said, "how are you, toes?
You know, you are 82 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember
when we walked in the park in summer every Sunday afternoon?
The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy birthday, toes!"
"Hello knees," he continued, "How are you, knees? You know
you're 82 today. Oh, the times we`ve had! Remember when we
marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together.
Happy birthday, knees!"
Then, he looked down at his crotch, "Hello Willy! Oh, the pleasures
we've had together, if you were alive today, you'd be 82 years old!"
![[:D]](/images/smilies/biggrin.png "Big Grin [:D]")
![[:0]](/images/smilies/icon_smile_shock.gif "Shocked [:0]"){kind=icon}