A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer
lingerie he can find. The sales woman goes and gets an outfit. "This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," he says.
The sales woman brings another one, "This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that," demands the man.
The sales woman comes back with a final outfit, "This one is the most sheer that we have.
It's $500."
"I'll take it!" the man says with a sly smile.
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, "Go put this on Honey,
then come down and model it for me."
His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks to herself, "This thing is so sheer
that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not." So she comes down,
wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose. "So, how do you like it?" she asks.
"Damn, you'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the damn thing!" he exclaims.
lingerie he can find. The sales woman goes and gets an outfit. "This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," he says.
The sales woman brings another one, "This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that," demands the man.
The sales woman comes back with a final outfit, "This one is the most sheer that we have.
It's $500."
"I'll take it!" the man says with a sly smile.
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, "Go put this on Honey,
then come down and model it for me."
His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks to herself, "This thing is so sheer
that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not." So she comes down,
wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose. "So, how do you like it?" she asks.
"Damn, you'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the damn thing!" he exclaims.
