A man and his wife were taking a shower when the doorbell rang.
The wife says, "I'll get it" and wraps a towel around her.
She opens the door and sees that it's her next-door neighbor.
The neighbor notices that she's in her towel and says,
"Damn you're fine! I'll give you $500 right now
if you'll open your towel and let me get a good look
at that beautiful body of yours."
She says, "$500? Right now?"
He says, "Yeah right now."
She agrees and opens her towel and lets him get a real good look.
He hands her the $500 and goes back home.
She gets back in the shower and her husband asks
who was at the door and she says that it was the next-door neighbor.
He says, "Cool! Did he have my 500 bucks?"![[?|]](/images/smilies/icon_smile_banghead.gif "Bang Head [?|]")
The wife says, "I'll get it" and wraps a towel around her.
She opens the door and sees that it's her next-door neighbor.
The neighbor notices that she's in her towel and says,
"Damn you're fine! I'll give you $500 right now
if you'll open your towel and let me get a good look
at that beautiful body of yours."
She says, "$500? Right now?"
He says, "Yeah right now."
She agrees and opens her towel and lets him get a real good look.
He hands her the $500 and goes back home.
She gets back in the shower and her husband asks
who was at the door and she says that it was the next-door neighbor.
He says, "Cool! Did he have my 500 bucks?"
![[;)]](/images/smilies/wink.png "Wink [;)]")
![[rofl]](/images/smilies/icon_smile_rofl.gif "ROFL [rofl]"){kind=icon}
thats good!