Four doctors from different countries were having dinner together one night.
The Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney
out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
The German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out
of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
The Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a
heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah! We are about to take an asshole out
of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day."
The Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney
out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
The German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out
of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
The Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a
heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah! We are about to take an asshole out
of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day."