Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day
to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a
chain smoker, and one was a homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you
indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he
would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking
toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they
passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and
seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies
accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey.
No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell
off his stool, stone cold dead!
His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar,
realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words.
As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying
on the ground, still burning.
The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said,
"If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a
chain smoker, and one was a homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you
indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he
would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking
toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they
passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and
seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies
accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey.
No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell
off his stool, stone cold dead!
His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar,
realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words.
As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying
on the ground, still burning.
The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said,
"If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
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