CHEERS! - 3 Little Boys on a Fence

[CosmosBlack]

Three little boys were sitting on a fence, talking.
One boy asked, "If you could have your body covered in anything, what would it be?"

The second boy answered, "Silver!"

"Well, why?" asked the first boy.

"I could peel it off and buy that Honda over there," said the second boy.

The third boy answered, "Gold! I could peel it off and buy the BMW sitting over there."

After a few seconds, one of the boys asked the first boy, "Well, what about you?"

The first boy finally said, "Hair."

The other two boys were confused, "Hair? Why hair?"

"Well," the first boy explained, "My sister has a tiny little patch of hair, and she owns both of those cars!"

 

[BMW_FaNaTiC]

i dont get it ehh.. must be bc im blonde.. i get she owns the cars so he would want the cars, but whats the she has a tiny piece of hair? do u mean her brother is her hair?

 

[jszar]

lol, thats funny.

 

[CosmosBlack]

i dont get it ehh.. must be bc im blonde.. i get she owns the cars so he would want the cars, but whats the she has a tiny piece of hair? do u mean her brother is her hair?

Hahaha...are you really blonde???

HIs sister has a tiny patch of hair and she owns both cars...
So if he could have hair all over, he would do better than his sister!

 

[BMW_FaNaTiC]

eww

 

[jszar]

i dont know why, but i lokked at your profile, BMW_FaNaTiC, and we have the same BDAY! weird huh? you should have seen my face. i also have the same bday as my boss. this is getting scary.

 

[Kirby]

Hehe, I think there's additional meaning in the punch line - the boys are naive as to what she does with the "little patch of hair" so that she can afford the cars!

 

[MyHarley]

good grief

 

[BMW_FaNaTiC]

i dont know why, but i lokked at your profile, BMW_FaNaTiC, and we have the same BDAY! weird huh? you should have seen my face. i also have the same bday as my boss. this is getting scary.

Holyshit , how old r u?

 

[jszar]

I'm 18 now. Born in '85.

 

[BMW_FaNaTiC]

whats ur occupation? i was looking in ur profile and it says dont ask

LOL r u a janitor, nothign to be ashamed of ur only 18,

Im 18 too , ive never had a job...

I live off my mom

She bought me my first car at 16 (brand new porsche boxter) and now she just got me a brand new bmw

i dont pay for insurance, cell phone, food, cloths, AnYThInG.

Lifes good when mommy hands me my own credit card with a $7000 month credit limit

Thats not including all my bills she pays hehe

 

[jszar]

So you were born in '85 too?

Hey, why don't you rub it in a lil more...jeez lol. Theres gotta be somethin else, a boat, a plane anything? Or did you throw it all at me at once lol. I wish my mom and pop did that. They pay for insurance, sometimes, and other little things. I take care of the rest, ie gas, clothes, phone, credit card, etc. It sux.

I am a cook, kinda. I cook the same stuff over and over, sandwhiches, burgers, etc. Its like a family restaurant, its cool, but lame at the same time. The only reason I stay, is cuz the hours are nice, and the people are awesome that I work with. The pay sux. The girls get tips for waitressing, only the girls waitress/bus tables. The guys have to cook. They get minimum wage + pocket the tips which are usually $75 - $150 a night. The guys get about $.50 over minimum wage, thats it. And we work are asses off and they get the tips, it pisses me off a lot. They dont share em. Thats the only thing I hate about it, and its stressful sometimes, but I know it could be worse and usually is for most other occupations, so I cant whine...too much.