Car Acronyms

[Tom]

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

 

[Big Daddy]

Other options:

BMW
Break My Wallet

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Roadway Dead

 

[wood_e]

funny, my ford hasn't died on the roadway yet

 

[Bryan330i]

Those are funny

My poor Fiat (and poor me) had a number of challenges years back. It had a temperature preference of between 80-82 degrees to run.

 

[xLibelle]

some one want to fill in the blanks for PONTIAC?

 

[Chesty Bonds]

AUDI
BMW
Bought My Wife

True that. I always see old blokes in BMWs with young chicks/wives with them. Makes me sick to my stomach . What happened to all the driving enthusiasts?

 

[mclarensmps]

PONTIAC

i have one... its racist though...

 

[AZRobert]

FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony

 

[flyinH]

That PONTIAC one came to mind as well......


BMW
Break My Windows

 

[MrElussive]

True that. I always see old blokes in BMWs with young chicks/wives with them. Makes me sick to my stomach . What happened to all the driving enthusiasts?

I'd rather see a seksy girl or a MILF in a BMW than some "enthusiast" who modified their BMW so much it just looks ugly....

 

[selavia]

When mine BMW got broken into my dad kept saying BMW stood for "Break my window"

 

[selavia]

BTW I inferred "Bought My Wife" to mean that I married my car because I love it so much, and I paid for the car, so I, in essence, bought my wife. I could be way off.