Bush & Kerry (joke)

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my bad if this is up already:


G.W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a
word* was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation,
for
fear it would turn to politics.* As the barbers finished their shaves,
the
one who had Kerry in his chair* reached for the aftershave.* Kerry was
quick
to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and
think
I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Bush and said,
"How
about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."


[:D] [rofl] [:D]
 

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BimmerBaller said:
my bad if this is up already:


G.W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a
word* was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation,
for
fear it would turn to politics.* As the barbers finished their shaves,
the
one who had Kerry in his chair* reached for the aftershave.* Kerry was
quick
to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and
think
I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Bush and said,
"How
about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."


[:D] [rofl] [:D]
Okay okay, I like kerry but thats freakin hilarious!! [clap]
 


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