A priest and his friend go fishing, and the priest hooks a big one. When he finally gets ashore, his friends yells, “Look at that sonuvabitch!” The priest gives the man a disgusted look. “You’re misunderstanding.” His friend says. “That’s what kind of fish it is: a sonuvabitch.” So the priest brings the fish to a nun to cook. “Sister,” he says, “look at this sonuvabitch!” The nun gives him a foul look. But after the priest explains what kind of fish it is, she agrees to cook it and invites the pope over for dinner. When the pope arrives, the priest boasts, “I caught the sonuvabitch!” The nun proclaims, “I cooked the sunuvabitch!” The pope smiles and says, “Hey, you ****ers are all right!”
