A Great Pun Is Its Own Re-Word
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> 1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.
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> 2. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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> 3. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
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> 4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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> 5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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> 6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
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> 7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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> 8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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> 9. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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> 10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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> 11. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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> 12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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> 13. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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> 14. Without trigonometry, life is pointless.
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> 15. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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> 16. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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> 17. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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> 18. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
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> 19. A backwards poet writes inverse.
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> 20. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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> 21. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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> 22. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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> 23. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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> 24. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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> 25. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.
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> 26. A lot of money is tainted. T'ain't yours and t'ain't mine.
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> 27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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> 28. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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> 29. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small
medium-at-large.
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> 30. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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> 31. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
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> 32. An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd
dye.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> 1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.
>
> 2. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
>
> 3. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
>
> 4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
>
> 5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
>
> 6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
>
> 7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>
> 8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
>
> 9. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
>
> 10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> 11. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
>
> 12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
>
> 13. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
>
> 14. Without trigonometry, life is pointless.
>
> 15. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
>
> 16. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
>
> 17. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
>
> 18. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
>
> 19. A backwards poet writes inverse.
>
> 20. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>
> 21. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
>
> 22. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
>
> 23. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
>
> 24. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
>
> 25. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.
>
> 26. A lot of money is tainted. T'ain't yours and t'ain't mine.
>
> 27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
>
> 28. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
>
> 29. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small
medium-at-large.
>
> 30. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
>
> 31. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
>
> 32. An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd
dye.