Morris and his wife went to the state fair every year. And every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride that helicopter."
Ester always replied, "I know Morris, But that Helicopter ride is 50 Dollars. And 50 Dollars is 50 Dollars."
One Year Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said "Esther I'm 85 Years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."
Esther replied "Morris that helicopter ride is 50 Dollars. And 50 Dollars is 50 Dollars."
The Pilot over heard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride, if you stay quiet the entire ride and don't say a word. I won't charge you. But if you say one word it's 50 dollars."
Morris and Esther Agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did all his dare devil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By Golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!.
Morris replied "Well I was going to say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
Ester always replied, "I know Morris, But that Helicopter ride is 50 Dollars. And 50 Dollars is 50 Dollars."
One Year Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said "Esther I'm 85 Years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."
Esther replied "Morris that helicopter ride is 50 Dollars. And 50 Dollars is 50 Dollars."
The Pilot over heard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride, if you stay quiet the entire ride and don't say a word. I won't charge you. But if you say one word it's 50 dollars."
Morris and Esther Agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did all his dare devil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By Golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!.
Morris replied "Well I was going to say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
